Tuesday, January 26, 2010

State of The Union Preview

On January 27, 2010, President Obama and his trusty teleprompters will deliver his first State of the Union address. On this eve, the Chosen One will stand before Congress and seek to "reconnect with the middle class". Since many Americans will actually be working or busy with family matters or just plain not willing to waste the time listening to political rhetoric, we are giving you a brief preview off the speech.

During the speech, Obama will either outright blame Bush for all of his failures or refer to the "mess he inherited" at least a dozen times. Of course, he will not mention that his party, the Democrats, have been in charge of Congress since 2006 and that Congress is responsible for passing massive spending measures.

He will stop several time, jut his chin out and look skyward several times, holding the pose long enough for the fawning press to snap hundreds of pictures.

Since the Democrats thrive on class warfare, Obama will attack banks and bankers. Of course he will not mention that Canadian banks did not need to be bailed out primarily because they had not been forced by their government to issue subprime mortgages.

He will use the word "look", as in "look, this mess I inherited was bigger than I thought" a minimum of a dozen times.

Count on several pitches for his much despised healthcare taken over plan. Since he promised the Hispanic Caucus action on illegal alien amnesty, figure on hearing a bit about this, as well.

We will also hear about his plan to freeze discretionary spending, which along with freezing the already inflated salaries of his advisers, amounts to almost nothing but sounds ever so tough and serious.

In the end it will be the usual political speech filled with half truths, lies and hollow promises intended only to boost his ratings. And underlying it all, will be a contempt for the intelligence of the American voter.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Antielf said...

Look, let me be clear, Little Barry is a liar.

I'll probably make a big bowl of popcorn and listen/watch. Or, I may make a big bowl of popcorn and ignore the blowhard. Make no mistake, the popcorn will be the highlight of the evening.

To make it fun:
http://www.drinkinggame.us/

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Jessica said...

I used to love Obama....

I used to love Obama

2:51 AM  

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